i get so annoyed when I wanna try out a new champ in bot battles and some smug ass ranked player just cruises across the map and takes my last hits on creeps.  

im solo mid lux, dude - get off my luminous dick.

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My Story About Me and Myself

A few days ago, I awoke with a weird feeling coming from between my legs. I never felt it before, so I was a bit startled. I removed the blanket and threw it on the floor. To my surprise, I saw a gigantic lump bulging my underwear. My heart raced. My hands were clammy and my nipples hard. I didn’t know what it was, so I peeked under my panties. A sense of sickness, and at the same time, a sense of excitement filled my chest. My clit had grown several feet in length! What am I supposed to tell my mom?! That I became the 8th wonder of the world? I began to stroke it and it grew much larger. I removed my underwear because it had no more room to grow. I started moaning and curling my toes in pure ecstasy. My neighbors had to have been able to hear me, but I didn’t care. My clit, my… clit. MY CLIT! Oh, God. I came, and semen, or something that looked like semen, sprayed all over my room in systematic squirts. Sweet Jesus, why has this happened to me of all people? Is it a curse, a gift, or just a freak accident? But… weirdly enough, I kind of like this new addition to my life… My 6 foot clit. My friend. My destiny. 

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Megan: YOU HAVE NO IDEA HOW BAD I WANT YOU TO HAVE ANIMAL CROSSING RIGHT NOW. I WANT TO COME INTO YOUR TOWN

AND STEAL YOUR FRUIT

AND UPGRADE MY NOOK N GO STORE

Tim: ummmm

idk if my parents want me to talk to you...

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